Hugo

I don't know when. I don't know how. I don't know where. But I will be trolling you incessantly.

I didn't feel like trolling the bi grombalski today because I've always had a soft spot for bisexual women.

Jawsh deleted my trolling. He no love me nomore.

Let's go to Niagara Falls together. I've always wanted to throw a penny over the edge.

Where's knifeyknife?

Someone needs to clean up these comments. Get on it.

Have you and Fozz done it yet?

You have a disproportionately high number of female friends in your profile.

My weather radio just went off. It was an Amber Alert for your sense of humor.

Tell me more about lawn maintenance.

Wanna nail my sister?

The water is too high at the spot you picked out. Your truck won't be able to get that deep into the woods. Hurry though, he's gonna start to smell and people will ask questions.

366 is a cool number.

Your avatar brings pleasure to my day.

Your cat avatar is the coolest.

You single-handedly convinced me that gingers indeed do have souls.

You hate on Ji. Therefore, I respect you.

You are the coolest librarian in Columbia.

You are an intelligent poster and a member of the SE crew. That's all anyone needs to know.

Your balls are perfect.

You're a cat killer, but if the cat comes back as a poltergeist and kills you, you trust your daughter's safety with a dark-skinned person, so you are worthy of admiration, especially since you come from the SE forum.

You should be an Admin.

You say that your transition to becoming black should be finished in the next 2-3 weeks. You will soon be the second-coolest black poster on Amwx.