Stolen from JamieO
Helpful hints to posting on AmericanWx this winter:
- Post like a Tourette's Syndrome victim on meth
- Be hyper-vigilant about 300+ hour threats
- Always err on the side of ridiculous when posting your snow obs
- Make devastating judgments about the quality of your winter based on one model run losing a storm
- Never relax during a storm - dry slots can happen at any time
- Never go outside during a snowstorm because you'll miss the latest radar update
- A missed storm can be the worst thing that has ever happened in your life. Be sure to share those thoughts in your region's subforum.
- If your region misses a storm, take it out on the subforum of the region that's getting the storm
- Share every single forecast/idea you have, in great detail - what do those red taggers have over you other than experience and expertise?
- The pro-snow mets are like a big brother who always gets you presents and tells you you're awesome all the time
- The anti-snow mets are like a big brother who tries to push you down the basement steps and calls you mean names
- Forky is like a big brother who sets your pet hamster on fire right in front of you
- Smart, reasonable people = Big meanies and are your enemy
- If the staff five-posts you or bans you, never forget there are hundreds of online forums where you can bash AmericanWx
- Never forget that stuff like family, pets, significant others, girlfriends/boyfriends, work, life, etc. all take a back seat to frozen water crystals falling out of the sky
