Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy that gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
You're not going to die on the planet, Guy.
I'm not? Then what's my last name?
It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Guy, you have a last name.
DO I??!! DO I??!! FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M "CREWMAN #6"!