H2O

My guess is Bama because Bama. And TX gets hosed even tho the beat Bama

Foggy again. I miss the boobs on the old board software

Foggy and damp. Oh and the outside is same

Is this the start of cancelled winter or winter starts and then gets cancelled? I’m so confused

Thats the swear jar

Yes. Please call 1-900-MNT-JULP for that service. It will only cost a reasonable price of a bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon. Send via Uber to H2O 1234 Pension Dr Tropicsburg, Va. 22310

Please send me your credit card info and a service rep will be with you shortly. Its a call from Nigeria so don't ignore the weird number on caller ID.

ATTENTION AMWX SHOPPERS!! Due to the long wait times at the "other" panic room hotline, I am pleased to announce that for a limited time I will offer a 1-900-ITS-OVER party hotline. For a low, low, low, low price of $599.99 in 100 easy installments you can subscribe for 3 months and get your choice of party rooms and dedicated lines for pre-recorded messages from some of your fave people. For example: Press 1 for: The Ji line. Here you can listen to Ji say WINTER CANCELED on repeat. And as a special feature, if it does snow you can dial in and hear him say "I can see the back end" 12 hours before it stops snowing. Press 2 for: The PSU line. Get ready to spend at least 30 min of PSU explaining how only patterns that cause storms to be tucked and amped are worth tracking. His forecasts will be VERY IMBY specific and only really for those within a 5 mile radius of his location. Press 3 for: The NW crew. This line will be where you can listen to people fret over being fringed when in reality it is puking snow while 95% of our area is getting virga. Listen as the snow piles up the fastest from all the eyeballed snow totals. Press 4 for: The Joe Bastardi line. Here you can listen in on the most accurate LR forecaster and get his take on every rainstorm that he says will be a big snow. As an added bonus he will also tell you how to bulk up. Press 5 for: The EJ line. Our resident eeyore will tell us how everything sucks and there is no good pattern and find some way to debbie downer the weather. Press 6 for: The SE crew. This line will play the sound of mud squishing and tumbleweeds slamming into old people while the theme from Titanic plays in the background. Its the calm soothing soundtrack everyone along and east of I-95 has known for years. Press 7 for: The SHORT PUMP OBS. When storms go to our south we can listen in on the joy our southern brothers/sisters have. Celebrate the deal that heat miser and cold miser made to let it snow in Southtown. Press 8 for: The Tropical Storm room. Since it never snows anymore this room is for the people hoping to cash in this winter on a spiral swirly storm to bring warm temps and drought busting rains. More lines to be added in the future depending on demand and popularity. All new customers will receive a football phone and a lifetime membership in AARP, Cat Fancy magazine and 10 CDs per month. Call NOW!!!!!

That’s great and all but in those years did RIC have perfect snows? We need signals, my good man!! RIC sub 20°+ PSU snow+ WDI+ press *69 on the panic room hotline= epic winter for everyone

Edit: 19.6

22.0. Coldest temp this fallen

Can I bundle all my causes for why it won't snow? Do I get a discount with that? And what number do I hit for that or do I just mash all the buttons? And I'm using a rotary phone so will i get time to dial 9 when needed?

Another sign winter is over

30.4

We’d get along cause you have beer. obs: 38F and 3’ leaf drifts

More like the JFCs

Of course Randy comes in to shit on my plans for posting CMC runs out to Feb. Why? Why can't we have nice things?

The commanders lost to the bears by more. THATS embarrassing

32.4 currently

So let me get this straight. With all the things that normally end winter before Dec like: angle of the cold, Siberian snow cover, solar sun spots, the strong weak Nino Nina Santa Maria, SSTs in the bay of fundy, latent heat in the MDR and Ji I NOW have to add in and factor in the jet streak from Dubai AND some dumb snow on Mt PSU?

0.16" yesterday

Got mine done yesterday and finished up the yard leaves. Now I need all my neighbors to clean theirs to keep them off my lawn. And to turn down their music