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this banter thread.............smh

I get to carry a letter authorizing me to drive back and forth to work and while at work. I’m badass now. Bad part is that my wife got laid off. She worked at a preschool that had to close due to schools closing the rest of the year. 2020 blows

Va closed schools the rest of the year. Damn. My son is a senior this year.

My ID badge that has my company name on it will be my permission slip if VA gets to the point of NY, CA, IL, etc.

Gonna have to bite the bullet and go to the grocery store today at some point. Out of milk and OJ and a couple other things. Hoping the Giant near me has slowly been able to restock stuff.

Its a crap movie but if you want to see more Phoebe Cates then go find the movie "Paradise" Don't ask why i know about this movie.

i wish I could. Still gotta work every day...at the office. But i am taking walks every day with the fam. Yesterday i played a silly game with my youngest to see if we could NOT step on a crack to break our mom's backs. Its a childs game but it made both of us laugh and I think you would agree that laughter right now is so desperately needed. For her and for me. For all of us. The drinking I save for the weekend

I remember the days where the worst thing I had to read in the banter threads were my ms paint snow maps

Been in Williamsburg since Friday for my FIL’s funeral. This is a hotspot area for VA. Funeral had a ton of elderly. All I could think of was it just takes one person and most of these people could not make it. But we had to try and keep going on with our lives as best we can even with this grim task of honoring my FIL. For so many this will have lasting impacts. I hope all of you can stay away from it and not get it. we might not know what the future does hold in the coming months but just know that next winter I will have 33 and rain

Comparing this to previous outbreaks is dumb. Each time its a unique strain of virus that behaves differently. We simply have no idea what it will do here. Our older citizens are rightfully concerned.

confluence(inebriation) will cause us to shear out and only the weed heads will be up for the 0z because they have the munchies

How they came to this decision is just lol. Doing a complete 180 and closing is just egg on their faces. And making the call at midnight is extra lol. Its good they did it but i wish it had been done differently.

I am legit gonna stop on my way home and get a case of beer and hit up the ABC store for gin, rum and anything else I think I might need. It won't be Scraff epic but the hell if i'm going to lose my mind while sober during all this.

Thought just occurred to me. If this is it, like really it and lots of us get sick, the last winter we had on this earth was a shit ass dead ratter. How depressing.

I've invested in oil, cruise ships, Italy tour companies and retirement homes. Gonna make serious cash.

Oh and I cut grass yesterday. March 8th. New record for earliest mow

Mersky is bad enough but CentVaBRAT posts put me on tilt. Why? The stupid "sent from my SM-N3.14159OU using Tapatalk" from 2009

your crossover reap is epic

ready for spring now

thank you @mappy After a long battle he is now at peace and won't be suffering anymore. Sad times but now to reflect on a life that gave more than it took.

make a map but use the most annoying colors for the contours that you can find. Because thats the type of winter we've had. Like hot pink and lime green hues

fast PAC, fast ATL, PV staying home.

heard some big wind at some point last night. Most excitement all winter. Go spring storms!!!!

steep price they paid

i got some weed out starting. No, not the smoking kind