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She would totally want your Vantage Fund 500 to earn 10% quarterly. She only asks for pansies on her grave site when you visit once a year. You are too busy hanging in the Caymans to swing by Nanas dirt nap location more often

I hate that stock buybacks and dividends were halted because the low wage Chipotle worker, who couldn’t take off work due to shitty sick leave policies, coughed on Seymours burrito bowl and made him die. He also infected 400 others during his shift

lol @ the comments about economy vs lives. Yes, we should sacrifice granny to keep the Dow strong.

Had to go to Lowe’s. They were only letting limited people in and had to wait. Good policy cause people are still out and about. Planting flowers. Lol

OMG. I am so sorry this has taken someone you love. Terrible news and a life cut short because of this crisis. My deepest condolences to you and your family. If you need anything just PM or DM.

We are getting great leadership from our two local governors and mayor in DC. That can’t be argued. I’m just glad they have done what they have to help ALL the citizens in each location

3 pages in and this thread has gone to shit

the fights I had with my brother when we were kids were epic

Really makes all those COVID body shots during spring break worth it!!! Wooooooo!!!! Wet COVID t-shirt contests!!! Belly flop biggest COVID splash competition!!!!

The grown ups are sometimes worse. Had a video meeting for the pool board I'm on. One member decided to go do a couple things while it was going on so we got a tour of the house. Other stories of people taking a dump and more while on these video chats. Thats why you never schedule early morning ones. Too many have BMs to do.

And as far as groceries. I've taken out two loans both times I've gone. $300 each time. And I am getting nothing but crap food. Some of it has been based off availability. Like last week all that was left in meat was meatloaf mix and chicken feet. This week i got ground beef and breasts. But TP still gone as was every pasta known to mankind. I had my own hand sanitizer I took the first time and used it like whoa. the second time I wore gloves the entire time and put the groceries away myself. Gloves were then thrown into the wash. They were cotton gloves. It was only me and the cashier that handled the food. Gotta trust that the cashier was healthy.

Is something going on? I'm still working like normal. Whats all the hubbub about?

They could fill the potomac in and I'd still get a enough of a river breeze to keep my temps 32.00000000000001 while mappyland and Bob Chill get PUMMELED!!!!!!!11!!11111!!!!!!

Its a volcano tornado

Until I start posting and then its all downhill

Sorry to hear, @WxWatcher007 I hope they recover.

Take a break PD3

you need to log off and talk with your therapist

the yellowstone freakout over the quake was lol

No one asked you to comment. So maybe go away.

This sounds like quid pro snow I’ll see myself out

Yes, please. This thread is slowly getting too political. Even the debate about the virus itself is creeping into that area where people are ignoring facts. I know this crisis is on everyone’s mind but we usually do ok with keeping the weather side and even banter mostly free of the pressing news. what I’m trying to say is please don’t make this into the MA PR thread. There’s a place for that so go there if you feel the need to discuss whatever conspiracy theory you have(PDIII).

the haves and have nots are like 30 miles apart.

this banter thread.............smh

I get to carry a letter authorizing me to drive back and forth to work and while at work. I’m badass now. Bad part is that my wife got laid off. She worked at a preschool that had to close due to schools closing the rest of the year. 2020 blows