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Its never been the new. We've owned that mofo. they thought they could take it from us and we just slapped them back into the 1800s when all they had was crabs and old bay.

Disclaimer: I ain't mad at anyone who got snow. I ain't happy that I missed on the snow. Thats the difference. I try to take most of the fails in stride and laugh them off. What else can I do? Weather gonna weather. But this one sucked. This isn't a plea for sympathy. Just a little leeway if I go off the reservation and vent today. Not reaped so don't get too excited @WxWatcher007 This is just me complaining to management about poor customer service. I have been a loyal patron of winter for a long time(not giving my age, thank you @mappy ) and service this winter has been atrocious. Lots of hot deals and BOGOs and so far its been all get home with the package only to open it up and see the beautiful dozen eggs smashed, loaf of bread smushed between the OJ and the sour cream spoiled CAUSE EFFING TEMPS AT ONE LEVEL ALWAYS GETS HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE GADDAMN SUN(leaving the misspelling). Seriously. Why do I keep shopping at the same shitty store? Oh I know why. Its the only store that serves snow. Snowmart seems to have better locations to the south, north, west and now east. They suck in the DC area. To get the good service I have to drive two damn hours in any direction. But its not like Tropicalmart is any better. Whats great around here is Heatmart, Warmmart, AnythingbutSnowMart, 33andRainMart. Sigh. Now SnowAnusMart is making a push to enter the market. Lack of precip means they are coming in dry. Wish things would change a little. Thats all i ask. boo effing hoo /rant

Y'all can guess what I had last night and what I have this morning. Congrats to those that got snow.

Toast down my way. DCA sounding was nice but temp just won’t budge

Roasting at 33.2/31 lots of dripping

I'm afraid to look at the 850 meso maps. Someone do it and let me know how just under DC looks.

It's an observation thread. No rules were announced. Chill

We are in red flag conditions. We need a tropical system to help. Oh wait. Thats coming this weekend

All my mixed precipitation melted!!!!!! Can I get a refund? Amazon take back bad products? I want to write a review of Mother Nature. 1 star at best

33.5/32g sat fat I had a slice of lemon cake and an apple fritter Its doing something outside. Stopped looking

It’s actually a nice burst of snow right now

Got some globby flakes and rain

Now this is comedy gold

I have a patio and it’s clean. It’s got a nice carpet. Short weave

You know...for being between the two snow cheeks things got wiped really clean. Not even a single streak or dingle. It’s Charmin hiney clean

Legit obs: 42/30 a couple sprinkles and flurries on the way home

When eskimo joe starts posting meso maps showing torcher 850s slamming up to DuPont Circle then i know the goose is cooked.

weather obs: temps for it to rain and a crow was staring at me angrily

send me snow and i'll send donuts. chop chop

My second number refers to number of donuts eaten thanks to no snow.

Well seeing as how the first wave set the table for the second, watching how that one played out mattered more than the second. Clearly the euro isn't doing as good a job as people have come to expect. No one controls weather. This will be another miss x2, one north and one south. It is what it is. And meanwhile those that get snow will get snow. I know my climo, I know what it takes to get snow here. My concerns will often be very different from yours and I don't always articulate them every storm. While snow is very IMBY for most I don't care to win the most snow every storm. I just want to be at the table and that is getting more and more difficult given changing conditions. So now its to enjoy the snow that falls for my friends and commiserate with those that also miss. Appreciate you

dreary clouds, middling temps, annoying hangnail

The king is dead, long live the king

Those west trends will piss off the narwhals

Needed this to follow him around the complex