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pool water warmer than outside air?

My kids have swim practice this morning. This is how long I will feel bad for them......and its gone.

Power windows?

Not sure whats colder right now, my office or outside. They left the a/c CRANKING

I have a Contigo Bueno coffee travel mug. I've dropped that sucker a few times and no spills when the flap is closed. Keeps my java HOT for a damn long time too.

Atmospheric memory being laid down in June. This will pay off in spades for Dec

Wow is it cool out for June

It would have kept you busy during Philly sports team games. you know, not having to watch them choke.

My alarm going off this morning garnered a few curse words that would make George Carlin say "Whoa, dude, that's more than 7 dirty words." One of mine was done early(IM and free) but my oldest did free and fly so that just meant she was there the whole time which of course meant I was there the whole time. But I was going to be anyways thanks to CT duty. But after and getting home is almost just as hectic. Kids are hungry, I'm hungry, everyone need showers(the amount of BO towards the tail end of a B meet would make dead cicadas ask for some febreeze) and by the time you get to sit and chill its already late af. Good thing I can punt being productive at work until the 3rd coffee kicks in.

The morning after a B meet is brutal. 32oz Gatorade and two propels later and I might be hydrated again.

Nada. Just 5 min of breezes from an outflow that I was hoping would pop a storm. Swim meet cancel uncancel

Oh and feel better @GATECH

The dreaded community swim team cold is an annual tradition. We will have that from time to time and it’s always right before divisionals. The worst

These damn tall boy beer cans suck for being inconspicuous. 12ozs just look like reg soda cans. I have one of those plastic bottles where you can freeze a core insert which keeps whatever is in it cold. I use that for my rum and Coke’s

See technically we aren't allowed to have that. And we've had issues with parents getting s-faced and not watching their kids in the baby pool(not life guard monitored). But if you do it on the DL and use huggies and don't flaunt that you are slamming booze then its "allowed" August is best cause the pool becomes a ghost town and you can do it without eyes glaring.

mesos be coming. I feel it.

Yeah well I do that too for 15 min when its adult swim. And sneak in beverages.

When we joined our pool on 2009 I had ZERO intention of being a swim team parent. I just wanted a place for my kids to learn to swim and play during the summer. It was at my wife's urging we join a pool. Little did I know my two daughters would be tadpoles in the pool and beg to swim every day. So then it just seemed natural to join the swim team so they could have friends and learn how to do the 4 strokes. Then we were thrust into actual A meets due to swimmer shortages and my kids had decent enough times. Actualy the main reason is they both could do breast stroke LEGALLY at a very young age. My kids swam an A meet at age 5 and 6. And got points!!!! For being legal. At that time, our pool was down at the bottom. Since 2012 to now we slowly moved up to where we are now and the pool and its demeanor has changed. it used to be soooo laid back with swim meets and just having fun. But success has bred competitiveness and a culture of wanting to win more than just having fun. Our rise every year has also gotten that dreaded "we only join the pool for swim team" attitude. Because they want to jump on while we are doing well. This means they aren't as attached to the pool as a family who lives nearby and is happy for the POOL over what record they have every summer. But I LOVe watching my kids swim. I can't cheer because I'm a deck official most meets. the ones i get the night off I will be up there rooting for my kids and the team. I really enjoy their success and they have been to All-Star events for relays and individual which is amazing. Given the number of pools and swimmers. to get into the top 18? And swim? Holy shitballs. So tonight i will be out on deck, sweating my balls off, checking time cards and yelling "TIMERS CLEAR!" for 3 hours. Why? Because I'm a swim team parent.

List of jobs I've done at my pool since 2013: timer, marshal, assist chief timer, chief timer, pool set up crew, concessions set up, grill, and more as my wife was part of concessions. The more is going to various places to get ice, drinks, food, etc. This was on top of being on the pool board the last 4 years. in charge of facilities. Don't get me wrong. I look forward to watching my kids swim and love how they help the team each meet, good or bad. I have made lots of friends from doing all this volunteering over the years and the comradery from being in the trenches is a bond that can't be broken. That said, there are some parents that can step up and help and they don't so that will always be a spot of frustration. I'm out there helping EVERY kid, not just my own, by doing the things I do along with so many other wonderful parents. it takes a village to pull off a swim meet and it would be nice for everyone to chip in. No slam to you, @mattie g You are doing good chipping in where you can and having your wife help out with the food. And I've been down there at the bottom division wise and sometimes i think it was much easier and more fun when there was no pressure to be top dogs like the Div 1-5s are. Those people are nuts.

Oh god. This post. its everything. The 37 heats for just 8&U when you wish they would pre-test kids to see if they can even swim let alone a length of a pool. Where they start and you can walk up to the snack bar, order one of everything, wait 5 min for the grill guy to make a burger into a hockey puck and still get back to the pool to time them touching the wall. And the chatter among parents. "Oh, did you see Billy swim? His back was TERRIBLE!!" "Well, my kid Francesca, just swam a 28.45 last week which is 0.00000002 better than last week and now she will get to swim an A meet over that dirty faced girl with the parents that dress from Ross!!" And the jerk ass parents that DO NOTHING each and every meet despite having 5 kids that always DQ on breast stroke because they brain fart and start swimming freestyle after the flip turn. Its ok, lazy parents, just start at your phone all meet and yell a tepid "woo, go child #2!" while the few that help every week stand there melting. Having a B meet canceled due to storms is one of the best feelings ever. But I also remember being at an all-stars and right during warm-ups there were storms and nothing better than sitting in a stiffling hot car for an hour waiting because they ain't calling off an all-stars and it was resumed once the deluge had ended. I am with you, brother. Just call me Salty McSaltface every monday when we have a B meet. No one to blame but myself tho. I could have been a lazy ass parent and NOT volunteered to be chief timer. Imma dumbass.

Kids have a swim meet tonight. I'd be cool if it stormed this evening. Otherwise its 4 hrs in the heat.

And ALMOST late side of the 30s? Puhlease

I sound like a bag of microwave popcorn when I kneel down on the ground. I snort lines of advil after I exercise. When it rains my left elbow flares up. I get vats of lotion to deal with my ashy ankles(that what your fave troll say they look like). And don’t get me started on how much Metamucil I take.

So I’m just bordering on oblivion? Or have I entered the void?

If I keep doing these gd exercises I do to stay healthy I won’t make it to retirement.