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Make sure you all wish @mappy a very happy birthday today!! She has hit the incredible milestone of thirtysomethingold and thanks to previously receiving an AARP membership and joining, attained a gOLD club status where her “waters” have a 10% discount and so does hair dye. Happy birthday!!!

We did a hell of a lot better than expected but my girls didn’t get the results they wanted. Relay did better but by then it wasn’t needed. 3 lanes got triples for times which is rare

Can confirm. Light shower this morning

If it ain’t like 2011 then I don’t care. Never forget that lawn chair.

Shiplap is soooooo overrated. As are IPAs and food trucks. That should be a few grenades to keep the weekenders busy

WFT games i've written off for years. mainly due to the current owner being a massive douche and the product on the field and the price. But I don't even want to go if its free and they are in the NFC champ. Why? The fans are some of the worst ever. A massive mix of home and away and this mentality that a ticket gives you the right to get shitfaced and act like a massive clown. Going to a Nats, Wiz/Caps, DC United game is infinitely better for my kids and myself. But I call boshie on flyer games being nice. I've heard those fans.

If only these cool mornings would last

Judah Ben H2O

I prefer the gritty taste of Metamucil, thank you. Reminds me of Tang Hey. Be nice. I have a jiggly mess I get salty when I can’t get to the diner in time before they stop serving lunch at 4pm when I want to eat my dinner

If its national hydration day then be sure to drink plenty of water!!! Not beer

i got nothin....for now

I know. I'm getting waaaaay up there. Its ok tho. The age gap between us is wide but you creep closer on Sunday

I have not. But I only go to places now that have early bird specials for old people. I pick my places carefully. I don't like to flub it.

PSU fringed. Lock it in for 16" lollies

pool water warmer than outside air?

My kids have swim practice this morning. This is how long I will feel bad for them......and its gone.

Power windows?

Not sure whats colder right now, my office or outside. They left the a/c CRANKING

I have a Contigo Bueno coffee travel mug. I've dropped that sucker a few times and no spills when the flap is closed. Keeps my java HOT for a damn long time too.

Atmospheric memory being laid down in June. This will pay off in spades for Dec

Wow is it cool out for June

It would have kept you busy during Philly sports team games. you know, not having to watch them choke.

My alarm going off this morning garnered a few curse words that would make George Carlin say "Whoa, dude, that's more than 7 dirty words." One of mine was done early(IM and free) but my oldest did free and fly so that just meant she was there the whole time which of course meant I was there the whole time. But I was going to be anyways thanks to CT duty. But after and getting home is almost just as hectic. Kids are hungry, I'm hungry, everyone need showers(the amount of BO towards the tail end of a B meet would make dead cicadas ask for some febreeze) and by the time you get to sit and chill its already late af. Good thing I can punt being productive at work until the 3rd coffee kicks in.

The morning after a B meet is brutal. 32oz Gatorade and two propels later and I might be hydrated again.