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H2O

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  1. And he calls US uncivilized? I bet his veggie list sucks
  2. I really rank fruits in order of their versatility. Like blueberries. you can put that shit on everything like franks red hot. Plums are damn good as a jam. Peach cobbler? Oh hell yes.
  3. Pear, Cantaloupe, Plum, Peach, Cherry, Blueberry, Apple, Orange, Pineapple. But mango is the t**s
  4. I thought it was Camp White People do dumb shit for 90 min.
  5. Jason kills the copulating couple using a Yule log and the nerd with garland
  6. My new jam is moonshiners on discovery. They do a master distiller show and I’ve learned so much from Tickle and Jim Tom
  7. Green Hat gin. That’s some good local gin, y’all.
  8. But mine was first. And right. The kids here can take note
  9. But he is a lawyer. He shouldn’t be trusted. Then again he’s a lawyer and knows booze
  10. I you. Let’s do lunch soon. I’ll even wait 30 min to ride a metro and come to you.
  11. He didn’t even include rum. What a noob
  12. All I asked was for you to save me one shot to celebrate together and this is how you did me. #neverforget #myliverthanksyou
  13. Bourbon, whiskey, gin, scotch, shine, vodka, cognac
  14. Oooh that reminds me. That JWB I’m gonna claim as a charitable donation of $1000 dollars
  15. My youngest trolls me even more by saying they are ashy too. Sorry, kids. Dad doesn't keep a bottle of Jergens or shea coco butter lotion in his fanny pack.
  16. No need to apologize!! I’m having fun with this. I am old….er And I yell at clouds, the music kids play these days(except some good songs), and for people to get off my lawn
  17. My kids say I have bird legs. Kids are mean
  18. As you have said repeatedly I am not old. I’m seasoned
  19. She laughed at a post calling me old. Please. Post the worst map of the earth you can find.
  20. Leave the legend off it too
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