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H2O

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  1. Not apple pie. Please don't do that. Only vanilla ice cream goes on apple pie.
  2. I like asparagus too actually. Grilled is yummy. And I grew up eating pickled beets which I love too. I was trying to throw veggies in there that I figured people didn't like.
  3. Randy's veggie list will be: Eggplant, kale, asparagus, beets, rhubarb, turnips
  4. And he calls US uncivilized? I bet his veggie list sucks
  5. I really rank fruits in order of their versatility. Like blueberries. you can put that shit on everything like franks red hot. Plums are damn good as a jam. Peach cobbler? Oh hell yes.
  6. Pear, Cantaloupe, Plum, Peach, Cherry, Blueberry, Apple, Orange, Pineapple. But mango is the t**s
  7. I thought it was Camp White People do dumb shit for 90 min.
  8. Jason kills the copulating couple using a Yule log and the nerd with garland
  9. My new jam is moonshiners on discovery. They do a master distiller show and I’ve learned so much from Tickle and Jim Tom
  10. Green Hat gin. That’s some good local gin, y’all.
  11. But mine was first. And right. The kids here can take note
  12. But he is a lawyer. He shouldn’t be trusted. Then again he’s a lawyer and knows booze
  13. I you. Let’s do lunch soon. I’ll even wait 30 min to ride a metro and come to you.
  14. He didn’t even include rum. What a noob
  15. All I asked was for you to save me one shot to celebrate together and this is how you did me. #neverforget #myliverthanksyou
  16. Bourbon, whiskey, gin, scotch, shine, vodka, cognac
  17. Oooh that reminds me. That JWB I’m gonna claim as a charitable donation of $1000 dollars
  18. My youngest trolls me even more by saying they are ashy too. Sorry, kids. Dad doesn't keep a bottle of Jergens or shea coco butter lotion in his fanny pack.
  19. No need to apologize!! I’m having fun with this. I am old….er And I yell at clouds, the music kids play these days(except some good songs), and for people to get off my lawn
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